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Not even it's final form

Lotion is literally everything. Literally everything. Nothing is everything, except when it's lotion, which it always is. You think 42 is the meaning of life? Fuck you, it's lotion too.

Lotion is capable of healing dried skin, a broken soul, broken heart, broken everything. And since everything is the same thing as lotion, that means, yes, lotion can indeed cure lotion.

There's no need to go into anymore detail with it, because it all comes back to the same statement: everything is lotion, and lotion is everything. Shaquille O'Neal approves of this message.